Hey you. Yeah, you. Come closer.
No, seriously—closer. I got something important to tell you.
Forget the chocolates. Forget the overpriced steak dinner where you gotta pretend the portions are big enough. Forget the jewelry that costs as much as your truck payment.
You wanna know what your girl really wants? Fluffy cows. That’s right. She wants to get up close and personal with some big-haired, four-legged supermodels that look like they walked straight out of a Scottish shampoo commercial. And lucky for you, you don’t have to book a flight across the Atlantic—you just gotta drive to Wilson, NC.
At Olde Skye Farms, you don’t just get a quick peek at the Highland cows—you get a whole hour to admire, pet, and fawn over them like they’re the lead singer of a boy band.. And the star of the show? Baby Fiona. A tiny, fuzzy, heart-melting little calf that will have your wife or girlfriend squealing like she just won the North Carolina Education Lottery.
This is your moment, my guy. Be the one who knew a fluffy cow cuddle session beats a little blue box, any day of the week.
Ready to make her cow cuddle dreams come true? Book your visit now at Olde Skye Farms and spend an hour up close with the sweetest Highland cows in Wilson, NC—fluffy bangs and all. And now, you can bottle-feed Baby Fiona! Head to their website to snag your spot before Fiona’s fan club fills up.
& while you're in Wilson find a local lunch spot at NC Grub.
Ole Sky Farms
6301 Church Loop S
Wilson NC 27893
