2024 Sexiest North Carolina Collard Farmer
This year’s competition got funky like a old batch of collard greens. 
Folks hollering foul on the play, kings wanna keep crowns—that’s how king’n works.
The winner stacked over 3500 votes on their picture, while the next closest contender hit 2300… & thats if you count the likes, the comments, and the likes on the picture in the comments for the runner up.
The people have spoken—bend the knee, there’s a new Collard King in North Carolina! 
He’s bringin’ collards back, them other farmers don’t know how to act 
Patrick Brown of Brown Family Farms in Henderson is the 2024 Sexiest NC Collard Farmer! 
See all the contestants at WWW.COLLARDSONLY.COM
